Big Business plays Big Buddies with Bailout Boffins.

For us mere mortals, we can enjoy takeaway, by using Dial-A-Pizza.
For big business, they get to enjoy take-as-much-as-you-want, with Dial-A-Minister.

In the news this week;

Britain’s top 50 companies are to be given unprecedented access to Government Ministers in an attempt to spark life into the economy. Bosses of companies, including BP and GlaxoSmithKline, will be able to telephone directly to the top of Whitehall departments in new individually tailored relationships with Senior Ministers who will act as their “buddies”.

Ain’t that just cozy?

Dial-A-Buddy; now THAT’S what I call “phone a friend”!

A direct line for those competing in the Corporate Game Show world of fucking over the taxpayers, dubbed “Who Wants To Be A Bailout Billionaire”.

Those parasitic pricks get Direct Hotlines, ala Gotham City Mayor and Batman … we get stuck with the telephone bill … AGAIN.

Hoorah for Corporatocracy!

Corporatocracy, in social theories that focus on conflicts and opposing interests within society, denotes a system of government that serves the interest of, and may be run by, corporations and involves ties between government and business. Where corporations, conglomerates, and/or government entities with private components, control the direction and governance of a country, including carrying out economic planning (notwithstanding the “free market” label).

– Concept –
The concept of corporatocracy is that corporations, to a significant extent, have massive power over governments, including those governments nominally elected by the people. They exercise their power via corporate monopolies and mergers, and through their subsequent capacity to leverage broad economic interests, which allows them the luxury of being declared “too big to fail”; this is accomplished by legal mechanisms (i.e., lobbyists, campaign contributions to office holders and candidates, threats to leave the state or country for another with less oversight and/or more personally beneficial subsidies, etc.), which renders them immune to vague accusations and prosecution. It may also refer to an unrealized form of government or theoretical corporate governance in national or international affairs.

 
 
 
 

Now all we need is a streetmap to find the Welfare Office thats distributing the state issued lube, ‘cos just between you and me, my chocolate starfish can’t take too much more of this Ministerial dry humping

 
 
 
 
 
 

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One Response to “Big Business plays Big Buddies with Bailout Boffins.”
  1. Once the masses can “Wake-Up!” and understand that all the major world-wide political financial catastrophes and governmental unrest are all being stealthily orchestrated to bring about this “New World (Parasitic Controlling) ) Order” and that all our major corporations are all in the controlling hands of a group of Psychotic and fanatical Zionist/Jews; then and only then, can we begin to address how we can take back this outrages control over the masses and start a New World for the Freedom of the Entire Human Race.
    http://www.wake-upbeforeitstolate.com for more info on “Who Owns What!” and what we all need to now do.

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